Advert taken from The Azali Times

Requirements:

Male or female

Young or old

Black or White

Rich or poor

Single or married

Divorced or disowned

Total submission needed

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Mahr payment:

Eternal felicity and ecstasy

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My address:

No fixed abode

Everywhere you are

Beyond the Lote Tree

Traverse the plains of Fana and Baqa

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Contact:

Only through my emissary

The Green Dome

Madinah Al Munawwara

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Time to contact:

Before your death