The foreigners are coming…
Changing our way of life
They come with their strange languages
Causing us pain and strife
Although I must just mention
When I went down to Spain
Most of them spoke English there
So that was easy on the brain
Continue readingOnce, upon a hellish train
That my memory will never expel
I travelled down to Tunbridge Wells
With the Mozlamic infidels!
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I’m a man who was born in England
And I was flabbergasted you see
When this lady jeered with her terrible sneer:
“Go back to your own country!”
.
I was sitting minding my own business
At the back of the number twenty-three
And this lady glared like a grizzly bear:
“Go back to your own country!”
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