Coz I Live In A Tough Neighbourhood!

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“We live in a tough neighbourhood.” Benjamin Netanyahu

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You think I am some tyrant

No, you’ve misunderstood!

Coz where I strut, you gotta be a hardnut!

I live in a tough neighbourhood!

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When I moved in to this region

Settling where I think I should

The neighbours flared up, I had to shut them up

Coz I live in a tough neighbourhood!

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The old residents around me

Would wipe me out if they really could

Why they act so mad? I only took their land!?

See I live in a tough neighbourhood!

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You think I am some heartless

cruel, despot,  devoid of good?!

They curse me when they pray! (I only put their sons away?!)

I live in a tough neighbourhood.

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When I was settling into this area

I took land to make some room

The dwellers already there, threw bombs in the air

Coz I live in a tough neighbourhood!

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To protect me from the people

whose houses I overtook,

Of cool missiles, I’ve had to build a stockpile

Coz I live in a tough neighbourhood

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Why should those around me

Have an arsenal like my nuclear hoard?

We’re diligent, it’s only deterrent,

Coz we live in a tough neighbourhood.

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You look at me with hatred

Coz I don’t support statehood

If they had their own state, it would be too late,

We live in a tough neighbourhood.

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Ever since I came here,

Trouble sticks to me like glue

Bombed them to the ground, to protect my crown.

Coz I live in a tough neighbourhood.

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2011

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About Novid Shaid

I am a Muslim writer and English teacher. I have written poetry, short stories, a play, and I am currently working on a novella. My subject matter and themes are related to Islam, Sufism, politics and also my job as a secondary school teacher. My work is copyrighted and any works published here may not used or copied without my prior consent. You can contact me via the "Contact Me" page, if you wish to use any these writings. I am keen to gain the notice of publishers and if any are interested in my writings, please contact me via the "Contact Me" page. Was salaam, Peace

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