Watch out for the Ramadan parker…

Fear you of the Ramadan parker…

Coz he parks and he’s got no senses

Doesn’t matter if he drives an Avensis!

In the car park, right last minute

Sensibly, all the cars are in it,

He will block all the paths and exit

Consideration, you can forget it!

Parks in fronts of a granny’s drive, brand new

On the road, ambulance can’t get through

He don’t care coz he thinks he’s pious

Even though now he’s caused a riot!

Charlie once was a Ramadan parker

Just the sight of his car stopped laughter

Worst nightmare of every committee

Every mosque up and down the city

One night he had a true nightmare

Woke to find he was parked in nowhere

Everywhere that he drove, no exit

Felt alone, like the UK Brexit!

Then he heard a voice from the speakers

Felt the fear and the awe and the creepers

Said the voice, “Allah loves to mention

When you act, do it with perfection!”

Charlie woke, found his car was blocking

Someone’s drive, and he found this shocking

So he chose and from then thereafter

That he’d be a true Ramadan parker!

From this day, even if he was late

He would park far away from the mosque gate

Coz he didn’t want stress or pester

Any soul, whether Muslim or jester

Coz he learned that Muslim works smart

Fear and love of the Lord is his art

So this year be a true Ramadan Parker

Prophetic Sunnah is your one true marker

AUDIO RECITATION

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gbk98lwfM9yMQzcOJtsK6xaKYoxUTNQs/view?usp=drive_link

Ramadan 1446/2025