If The Man On The Moon Were A Mozlem

By Robert Warrenjehad  Denser and Anna Arabaiter Cooltar

If the man on the moon were a Mozlem!

Why, I sure wouldn’t be so surprised.

Coz everywhere you step in our nation

There be mosques and their holy cries!


We let them into our blessed borders,

Gave em chances that they never woulda got.

Coz they come from the land of the A Rabs!

From their sultanic satanic despots!


And what kind thanx do they give uz?

For giving them hope and glory?

Instead of handshakes or assimilate

We get mosques, halal shops and curry!


So if the man on the moon were a Mozlem!

Why, you can bet on what he gonna do,

He gonna fill up all those holes and craters

And build a mega-mosque the size of Peru!


Now it’s time for some noise from all you patriots!

We gotta stand against this Mozlem threat!

If we don’t do it now you’ll regret it

Coz Obama’ll let em build a Caliphate!


Don’t be taken in by those gutless apologists!

And all the bull that they have to declare!

Like them tell you that the Mozlems are citizens

And uz patriots are mongerers of scare!


They tell you just take a look at our doctors

And some of the engineers that we got

They be Mozlems, so don’t tar the majority,

Don’t tarnish the whole damn lot!


What the hell have these Mozlems done for uz?

Save from terror and their Islamo-fascist laws?

Now we gotta be treated by their darn doctors,

With their bogus cures from land of the moors!


Now don’t you dare call us a bunch of bigots!

Juz because we don’t like Izlaam

We got perfect right to express our opinions

And gobble up a juicy piece of ham!


So if the man on the moon were a Mozlem!

Why I’d go and give him a piece of my mind!

For invading a land that he don’t belong to!

Which without him was doing just fine!


Listen here, patriots, to our message!

Be aware of their terrible ideas…

No you don’t need to read any books yourself

Or speak to Muzlims screeching down your ears!


All you need is our informative website

We did the research on Sharia and Muftis

We didn’t need to talk to any experts

Just the homepage of Anwar Awlaki!


If the man on the moon was a Mozlem,

This is just what I’d say

“Get your ass down you don’t belong there chum!

Coz the moon belongs to the U S of A!!”

Novid Shaid, March, 2011

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About Novid Shaid

I am a Muslim writer and English teacher. I have written poetry, short stories, a play, and I am currently working on a novella. My subject matter and themes are related to Islam, Sufism, politics and also my job as a secondary school teacher. My work is copyrighted and any works published here may not used or copied without my prior consent. You can contact me via the "Contact Me" page, if you wish to use any these writings. I am keen to gain the notice of publishers and if any are interested in my writings, please contact me via the "Contact Me" page. Was salaam, Peace

3 thoughts on “If The Man On The Moon Were A Mozlem

  1. wassalam alayk.
    oh, sorry. no, actually I didn’t really get the message form this poem. but, well, it sounds kinda…not good? I don’t know the right word, sorry. where did you got this? anyway, I like your blog here. keep blogging, seeru ‘ala barakatillah, asifni ‘ala khilafiy,,,,

  2. Lol I find this particular line so funny: “For invading a land that he don’t belong to! Which without him was doing just fine!”. I guess it was the Muslims who were the ones throughout history who travelled from the West to Africa and other countries, taking slaves and invading? I’m sure many countries were doing “just fine” before the West invaded because, of course, if you aren’t western then u MUST be a savage. Really the person who wrote this exceptionally uneducated poem (if it can be called a poem) needs to read up on their own history… America has been terrorising many other lands. Even now in Iraq, there is no reason for them to be there… Even the soldiers themselves are realising this. Check out this video if you are so sure that Islam is the enemy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWUQ_N_vHc0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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