This Is My Mosque You Stupid!


You can come and pray on any day
Inside this lovely masjid
But just you remember this my son
This is my mosque you stupid!

You can come inside and feel real fine
Read Quran and Taravee
But just you never forget this son
This is my mosque, I’m trustee!

I’m president, I’m chairman
I am real community leader!
I collected all da money
To make this mosque for believers!

Who on earth you think you are
To tell me about my maulvi!
You say he speak no English, boy,
Well dafa hu! You Englandee!

I represent all the Muslims
Especially the Pakistani
We the ones who built the mosque
There’s no room for you waabees!

I got my clan, I got my tribe
They keep me on committee
They give me plenty of chanda
So we don’t need you my sonny!

You people think you’re so clever!
Educated and professional,
You think that you can run this mosque
You can’t even clean the toilets!

This mosque is open all the time
You are welcome to use it,
But don’t forget this fact my son,
This is my mosque you stupid!

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I am a Muslim writer and English teacher. I have written poetry, short stories, a play, and I am currently working on a novella. My subject matter and themes are related to Islam, Sufism, politics and also my job as a secondary school teacher. My work is copyrighted and any works published here may not used or copied without my prior consent. You can contact me via the "Contact Me" page, if you wish to use any these writings. I am keen to gain the notice of publishers and if any are interested in my writings, please contact me via the "Contact Me" page. Was salaam, Peace

2 thoughts on “This Is My Mosque You Stupid!

  1. Just having a bit of fun here people! Our elders have done very well to build the mosques up and down the country, but there certainly are some characters…

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