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You can come and pray on any day
Inside this lovely masjid
But just you remember this my son
This is my mosque you stupid!

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You can come inside and feel real fine
Read Quran and Taravee
But just you never forget this son
This is my mosque, I’m trustee!

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I’m president, I’m chairman
I am real community leader!
I collected all da money
To make this mosque for believers!

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Who on earth you think you are
To tell me about my maulvi!
You say he speak no English, boy,
Well dafa hu! You Englandee!

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I represent all the Muslims
Especially the Pakistani
We the ones who built the mosque
There’s no room for you waabees!

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I got my clan, I got my tribe
They keep me on committee
They give me plenty of chanda
So we don’t need you my sonny!

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You people think you’re so clever!
Educated and professional,
You think that you can run this mosque
You can’t even clean the toilets!

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This mosque is open all the time
You are welcome to use it,
But don’t forget this fact my son,
This is my mosque you stupid!