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Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
I really can’t help it
I was born in the Royal Bucks Hospital
As was my future spouse
I went to school with the Catholics
I went to mosque in a Victorian house
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
I really can’t help that
When I go back to Pakistan
And see the street fruit vendors
I can’t help it, I recollect
Ian Beale from EastEnders
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
Do you really understand?
When I went on the pilgrimage
To Mecca, waiting for the loo
The locals were really scratching their heads
When I said: Oi! Let’s make a queue!
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
Despite Tommy Robinson
When I got chased by skinheads
Who screamed my kind should go
In my head was not Quran
But the music of the Benny Hill show
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
Despite the call of Daesh
I don’t need to pledge allegiance
For Al Qaida’s notion of godhood
I feel the presence of our Allah
Among the trees of Wendover woods
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
You can’t blame me for that
My spiritual realisation
Did not arise in Mecca
It happened witnessing the sun recline
Over the rooftops of Aylesbury cinema
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
No one can alter that
Whether UKIP don’t accept me
Or ISIS think I’m a sinner
They can’t erase my memory
Of praying in a field near Pinner
Coz I’m Muslim and I’m British
Let’s just leave at this
My Prophet is from Arabia
My kin are from Pakistan
But my earthly home is in Aylesbury
In this green and pleasant land.
awesome, loved that, my fellow Englishman. big up yrself, mate!