By Novid Shaid, 1997
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Oh my days! Who’s coming up the road?
It’s those maulvi men with beards and maulvi hats!
If we don’t scarper now, we won’t escape their hold,
They’ll take us down the masjid and the mats!
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If The Man On The Moon Were A Mozlem
By Robert Warrenjehad Denser and Anna Arabaiter Cooltar
If the man on the moon were a Mozlem!
Why, I sure wouldn’t be so surprised.
Coz everywhere you step in our nation
There be mosques and their holy cries!
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We let them into our blessed borders,
Gave em chances that they never woulda got.
Coz they come from the land of the A Rabs!
From their sultanic satanic despots!
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You Can’t Judge A Bloke By Appearance
By Novid Shaid, May, 2010
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I’ll never forget, when my ears were still wet,
And I learned one of life’s painful lessons.
I won’t be surprised if you’ve learned this yourself
You can’t judge a bloke by appearance.
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The Man Who Loved To Burn The Book
Novid Shaid, September, 2010
Once there was a man, who yearned to burn a book,
which millions loved; it was their special book,
its verses had some of them completely hooked;
they were delighted by just a momentary look.
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