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The Speech

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By Novid Shaid, 2011

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The chairman stood upon the podium, grinning at the seated gentlemen, who sat around their tables which were arranged in their ceremonial shape, and began:

“My dear colleagues and friends! I would like to welcome you to this historic, inaugural Greedlibb conference, which I am confident will develop through the future at great progress. I as the chairman am utterly honoured to be addressing you in this opening speech, before we split into our respective groups for the strategic planning sessions.
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Propaganda

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By Novid Shaid, May, 2011

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Presenting events like a melodrama or soap

Rousing the masses against an abominable terror

Offloading opinions disguised as facts and info

Promoting a world view pervasively, drip by drip

Anchoring key words with an infamous persona

Generating a narrative against a villain so big

Alarming the populace with growing hysteria

Nurturing nationalism, dissension frowned upon

Dividing the world for a self-serving dividend

A closed group persists and prevails through media.

If The Man On The Moon Were A Mozlem

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By Robert Warrenjehad  Denser and Anna Arabaiter Cooltar

If the man on the moon were a Mozlem!

Why, I sure wouldn’t be so surprised.

Coz everywhere you step in our nation

There be mosques and their holy cries!

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We let them into our blessed borders,

Gave em chances that they never woulda got.

Coz they come from the land of the A Rabs!

From their sultanic satanic despots!

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